This is My Summer Madness Recap in Word...Not Video
When we think of Two Heavy Weights Stepping into the Ring and giving the audience a Show worth Waiting for Detroit's X- Factor and New York's DNA should come to mind when dealing in the Battle Rap World. After Hours of Waiting in Line the Anxious Crowds of Battle Rap Fanatics were Blessed with what could easily be considered the Best Battle of the Night. From a Fans point of View..The Excitement of watching these two facing each other was the Perfect Kick-Off to Summer Madness. A Night Filled with Punchlines, Metaphors and lets not forget the Card Girls was on its way with one Coin Flip and a Famous Slogan 'Your Swags Off Fag Sauce'
Round 1:
Round 1 could be thought of The Most Evenly Matched Round of the Three to Many Viewers.For the Simple fact that Both Battlers came prepared to earn 'Body Bags'. X came out with Impressive Punchlines against the Younger DNA, which was evident with the line 'Finally Danielson is in the Ring with Mr. Miyagi' that line alone let us know that X was secure in his position of the Older Vet ready to School his Pupil turned Competitor. X then went in to explain how DNA was his Clone and somewhat Predictable with his Bars handing Pre-Rebuttals to everything DNA could possibly say..The Highlight of this Verse by X was the Flipping of Crowd Participation that DNA did in a Previous Battle against @YungIll314 which done by DNA didnt win the crowd Over but was the perfect way for X to win this Round.
DNA's first Round was full of Punchlines and wordplay in which the Crowd enjoyed very Much, but with the Pre-Rebutalls that X handed him left his Round pretty much read before we got a chance to open his Battle Book. Nonetheless DNA had the Crowd when he Pointed Out that X-Factor was so Old that 'He Knew Smack when He was Slap'. With Many Good Moments in his Round1 DNA still was Outshined by the one and Only X-Factor which is the Reason I gave this Round to The Vet.
Round 2:
I Have Heard from many people with different views that said that Round Two was kind of Boring, but I Beg to Differ on the behalf of X-Factor. Factor was more entertaining than the younger DNA in this Round, the Round gave more Cheers to The Vet with lines such as 'You Think they LIONS, they Cow-wards so my Tin Man come with Ten Cans to shoot the Brains out You Scarecrows' this Wizard of Oz reference was one of My Favorite Highlights of this Round. DNA continuing the wordplay and punchlines like in the first round but not being able to land them with the crowd and again X-Factor Forshadowed DNAz Rhymes therefore making them a bit Corny. Being More Entertaining once Again I gave the Second Round to The Vet.
Round 3:
All I have to say on this Third Round is 'its Priorities Nigga' Even though we have seen countless of Tooth Jokes aimed at DNA the 'its Priorities Nigga' segment has to be the most entertaining and clever way of pointing out the missing part of DNA (lol) 'I dont want to see you in a Polo Shirt or Shit if that Hole in Your Mouth still Exist..its Priorities Nigga' was Hands Down the Highlight of this WHOLE BATTLE..DNA round again was mostly on wordplay-punchlines and at this point they were not hitting as hard as they did in the first round. But X-Factor zipped that Body Bag with lines like 'You could be in a Helicoptor with a Chopper and You still couldnt Land on X' as well as 'I Blew a Hun Your Chewing Gum..Only in the Winter-Fresh' sheeeshh!!
Both Of these Battlers came out to Catch a Body but My Verdict is X-Factor 3-0, First Round could have went to DNA but with the Pre-Rebuttals done by Factor it is Clear we will see him On the Next Episode of the First 48...
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